I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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