Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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