My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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