I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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