He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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