Sry I called you an 8
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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