i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Randomize
