i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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