sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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