sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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