My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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