There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
