The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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