super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
