that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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