Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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