You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Randomize
