is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
then he tried to convert me to islam
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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