Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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