No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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