Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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