i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
She said her name was "party"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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