Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Don't EVER smell your tampon
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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