We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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