Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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