If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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