My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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