Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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