okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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