what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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