you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
