just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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