But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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