we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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