their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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