I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My ATM looks so different sober.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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