I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
