oh god the rape fog is back!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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