Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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