On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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