I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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