Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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