awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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