You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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