what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Acid is not a monday night drug
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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