Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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