I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
