No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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