the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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