gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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