I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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