my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I will pee on everything he values.
Boobs speak an international language.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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