normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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