Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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